Well Shut My Mouth
Southerner's really to have a gift for turning a phrase. I am impressed with how long a southern will take to reply to "How are you?" Here are some I've heard with my own ears
"I couldn't be any better if I were twins."
''If I felt any better, it would be against the law"
and my all time favorite:
"I couldn't be any better if I were a peach hangin on a tree in July."
Last week I was watching a southern cooking show, where the hostess exclaimed,
"It tastes so good, it's gonna make your tongue slap your brains out."