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The following comes from the July 2004 issue of Harper’s magazine. The spelling mistakes have been preserved. I can only imagine how much Jay would have loved this article:

From cover letters sent by job applicants, clients, and vendors to Killian & Company, an advertising firm based in Chicago, over the last four years.

It is my desire to develop and generate the revolving scheme to filter the consuming public in.

Today is the first day of my life. I am terrified of the all-out approach I sense in my spirit. However, I am not scared enough to let it stop me. I will sacrifice anything but my God (morals) and my family.

Originally from Vietnam, I also offer expertise in the following areas: Asian cuisine: I deliver in-box or out-of-the-box; traditional massage: I satisfy Client above their expectation; karaoke singing: but also a lot of listening, listening, and listening to Client. Would you like to taste any of those?

I want to obtain a deeper understanding of how Advertising firms.

At school he is a student of advertising, on the streets of Chicago he is a student of culture and memes. This is Advertising, finding that elusive why. Charles understand the nuances of culture, the relativity of trends, the impact of memes. He is all of us and one of us, he is the Cultural Chameleon.

Who’s better to spew out incite, than a college senior?

Looking for a full creative person for your team? …. Deep Studies on movies. Prepared for the totally unexpected advertising and Selling Blasting.

I want to expose my creative ideas for a good agency not just that the agency is good rather to build a image of quality. Thus, I am offering you this small note of request to give me a break by providing projects of
a. Creating concept for TV Commercials
b. Print media
c. Hoarding

Hi: I’m from Ukraine, and wery interesting about profi advertisement. I have some interesting and absolutely new ideas (for example about car brands) but in our fuking (sorry) country its unreal to do own business. May be you want to work with us? Its will be really good.