Mr. Bartley's Burgers
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There's a burger joint near Harvard Square where all of the burgers are named after politicians. I eat here regularly when I’m staying in Cambridge and I enjoy hearing the waiters shout to the short-order cooks, “Give me a Bill Clinton and a Condi with onion rings!”
Napkins are needed. To paraphrase a lyric by Stephen Sondheim, you never know when these politician-burgers are going to run.